Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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