No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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