@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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