Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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