I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Are my feet made of real feet?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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