I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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