I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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