we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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