I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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