I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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