Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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