no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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