i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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