Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Who died my cat blue again?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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