let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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