everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Alive.
So much puke
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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