I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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