I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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