You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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