Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My nipple is on Facebook.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
