Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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