...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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