3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Acid is not a monday night drug
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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