You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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