we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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