I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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