Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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