it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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