He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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