I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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