I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
