you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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