Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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