Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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