we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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