We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
zippers are such a cool invention
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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