There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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