Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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