I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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