We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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