I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
