I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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