I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Alive.
So much puke
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
