real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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