Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
