Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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