she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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