Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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