what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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