He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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